ANIMAL HOUSE
Starring:
-John Belushi
-Peter Reigert
-Karen Allen
-Donald Sutherland
Directed by: John Landis
Screenplay Credits: Harold Ramis, Douglas Kennedy & Chris Miller
MPAA Rating: R – this movie has even more boobs than Congress
“Thank you, sir! May I have another?”
“A pledge pin! On your uniform?!?!?!”
“Can I just massage your thighs while you eat?”
“God knows how they’ve molested women…”
“TOGA! TOGA!”
“It’s not gonna be an orgy…it’s a toga party.”
“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”
If saying any of the above, sawing up a dead horse, watching college girls pillow fight, playing with your food, or screwing around with the dean’s wife holds any appeal for you, then ANIMAL HOUSE is the film for you. My brethren, believe me when I say that this movie gives me chills. It is perfect in its perversion.
ANIMAL HOUSE is the story of the wildest fraternity in history. The Delta boys are on double-secret probation and Dean Wormer is trying every trick in the book to revoke their charter. Of course the Deltas prevail in the end, but not before causing sheer pandemonium at the homecoming parade.
If you’ve never seen this movie (and you have a sense of humor) stop whatever it is you are doing. I’m telling you, nothing except your eternal salvation or Catherine Zeta Jones in the nude is more important than seeing this movie as soon as humanly possible.
You know, I once dated a guy who reminded me so much of D-Day that it was creepy, but that’s a story for another day.
Off in search of ten thousand marbles,
M.
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I watched this last night. It's so awesome.
ReplyDelete"Did they quit when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor" "Germans?" "Forget it, he's rolling"
"They took the bar!"
My favorite part is Donald Sutherland whining about them not doing their homework: "I still need term papers from some of you, Im serious, this is my job" I dont know why but I cant stop laughing at that.
Yeah, but Donald also kind of creeps me out a little in this one. Like when they're smoking pot in the bathroom, his eyes are glowing.
ReplyDeleteAnd did you catch the mistake on the chalkboard? Donald writes "SATAN" on the board, then a couple of frames later, it's written differently.
Ive never noticed that error. I'll watch for it next time.
ReplyDeleteHe is kinda creepy as the older guy hanging out with younger people. It's also creepy when Pinto sleeps with the girl after she tells him she's 13 and when Otter uses a girl's death to get some action. But I guess that's guys for you.
Tell me about it.
ReplyDelete....that was sarcasm. I don't actually need you to tell me about it.